tomorrowisanotherchance

pregnantmermaid:

like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh

1. I wasn’t even that drunk, i had three beers, then like two shots laterr when I was leaving.

2. Bryan is a fucking dick and asshole put together when he is drunk. He kept getting mad at me for nothing, kept telling me he hates me, kept stealing my beers. And made me cry about ten times.

3. Joel was so hammered he wouldn’t leave me alone, especially when I was upset and wanted to be alone. And he kept kissing my cheek and giving me 5 hour hugs.

4. I went in the bathroom, when Bryan made me cry, and considered self harming, but didn’t (go meeeee)

5. Gabe wrote on my face, comforted me when Bryan made me cry. We both sniffed Jungle Juice and fucked in the bathroom. omg best sex of lifeeeeeee. 

6. Bryan kept trying to come into the bathroom while Gabe and I were fucking, but at the times while I was riding him, and while we were doing doggyyy, like fuck, and he would say shit like “OH MY GOD I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT EVER AGAIN” then would try to come in five minutes later.

7. Aria probably hates me now, because Gabe kept starting shit with him, bragging that he fucked me and Aria hasn’t yet, then told him he’s gonna smash him if he ever comes to Hamilton. And it made me sad cause Aria said “I’ve been to hamilton before, but I have no reason to go again” what about meeeeee :ccc

8. Jordyn was just mad at everyone, but I love her so much.

9. Then Gabe and I bought a pizza and I went home and slept.

It was a good, yet interesting night.

lolsofunny:

and you try to do funny things:

they are like:

The Funniest.

Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to.

Last night I managed to get Jordyn, Gabe, and Bryan super pissed at me.

Drunk Caroline is just so pleasant.

I am so proud of myself.