December 2011
I had a good night last night
my vagina is so sore holy fuck
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
tanlines-:
what a smart doctor
Anonymous asked: tt?
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Took my dogs for walk in the snow and got high then they ran around and now I’m high
I just wanna smoke weed
I really need a fuck buddy
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
Set Fire to the Rain
why i'm single:
redefiningpersonal:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
MA LYF