I had a good night last night my vagina is so sore holy fuck
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
tanlines-: what a smart doctor
Anonymous asked: tt?
Took my dogs for walk in the snow and got high then they ran around and now I’m high
I just wanna smoke weed
I really need a fuck buddy
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
Set Fire to the Rain
why i'm single:
redefiningpersonal: i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring i’m married to food i’m ugly i’m easy to forget MA LYF